Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable? This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!
This is our concern Dude.
Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth.
If you want a toe, I can get you a toe.

Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable?

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? Maude Lebowski: “What do you do for recreation? Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr'. Lebowski.'You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

The rug really tied the room together. Did it not? Careful man, there's a beverage here! This aggression will not stand, man. Obviously you're not a golfer. She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth. Uh, I'm Performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle on Tuesday... I'll be there, man. Did you get the venue you wanted?

If my ex wife and her boyfriend asked me to watch their dog while they went on vacation, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Must be exhausting. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson!

If you want a toe, I can get you a toe.

This is our concern Dude.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.